THE LINES OF A MADMAN

THE WORLD AROUND WARMS UP
 IT MAKES ALL THE ORGANS TO BOIL
IT HELPS THE SNARE TO HOOK AROUND
THE SNAKES ARE CRAWLING FAST ENOUGH
WHAT A MAN HE IS IN THE BOWL
QUERIED WITH ARRAYS AND SEMICONDUCTORS
 SEEKING FOR LOVE AND TREASURE OF MIND
SCRATCHING THE HEAD WITH THIN HAIR COMB 

FUNNY THINGS HAPPENED IN CLASS

PASSIVE VOICE

Teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake” 
MR U: ” I was made by a mistake”


PRACTICAL EXAM

MR H
attended bio practical exam.. 
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
.
Mr H: I dont know. 
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Examiner: u fail.
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Whats ur name ?
.
Mr H: See my leg & tell.

MATHEMATICS

Mr M was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine…”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
“What are you doing?”

 Mr M answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
“What are you teaching my son in maths?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

“What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four.”

RESULT

Mr M: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?” 
Mr K: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

TEACHER

Behind every successful student there is one good teacher. 
But what about failed student?
Mr A: A beautiful teacher..!


 
 

 
 

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