Can I Borrow $. 25?

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'

MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman.

SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

MUM: 'If you must know, I make    D   50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Mummy, may I please borrow D25?'

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door..

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that D25.00 and she really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' She asked.

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the D25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Mummy, I have D50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'  

The mother was crushed. She put his arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness.  

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that D50 worth of your time with someone you love.  

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.  

You can learn many things from children.  How much patience you have, for instance. 

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IF I WHERE

IF I WHERE MONTH : FEBRUARY (Less days for working not for me but for job holders )

IF I WHERE DAY: SUNDAY (Holiday,fun day)

IF I WHERE TIME :10 O clock (Modern Era Wake up time)

IF I WHERE SEASON:AUTUMN (Mixture of Hot & Cool, 24X7)

IF I WHERE PLANET:EARTH (Beautiful think ever seen when we look from moon.I guarantee)

IF I WHERE SEA ANIMAL: BLUE WHALE (I will be the the Biggest)

IF I WHERE DIRECTION:WEST (The sun will not disturb)

IF I WHERE FURNITURE:COLLEGE DESK(nothing beats its comfort)

IF I WHERE TREE:BANYAN(Biggest Natures Oxygen source)

IF I WHERE TOOL:GUN(I don't like politics but The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.)

IF I WHERE GEM STONE:DIAMOND(The most rated one!!!!!!)

IF I WHERE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT:KEYBOARD (Can Make most of the sounds)

IF I WHERE COLOR: BLACK (Light is sadness, darkness is joy) 
IF I WHERE EMOTION:SATISFIED(Humans must set their mind to be satisfied with what they get)

IF I WHERE FRUIT:INDIAN GOOSEBERRY(Bitter but Better)

IF I WHERE A CAR:GHOST RIDER (Luxurious na!!!)

IF I WHERE A SOUND:VOCAL OF HIMESH RESHMIYA  (I promise will make him quite thAt long sangathy)

IF I WHERE FOOD:POROTTA (I will be there for a long time)

IF I WHERE TASTE:SWEETNESS(Like ma Heart)

IF I WHERE SCENT:FLORAL (I like to bee smelled like flowers)

IF I WHERE PAIR OF SHOES:WOODLAND(I am costly) 

IF I WHERE BIRD:EAGLE(I love to fly high)

“I have more memories than if I were a thousand years old.”

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Just For Fun

AFTER ENGAGEMENT

HE: I waited so long for this.
SHE: Do you want me to leave?
HE: No, never.
SHE: Do you love me?
HE: Yes i did, i'm doing & i'll do.
SHE: Did you ever cheat me?
HE: I'd rather die than do it.
SHE: Will u kiss me?
HE: Surely, that's my pleasure.
SHE: Will u hurt me?
HE: no way i m not such a kind of person.
SHE: Can I trust u?
HE: Yes
SHE: Oh Darling!

To know
AFTER WEDDING
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THE HUMAN MIND

Human mind. There is nothing more complex than this. Everything related to human had been studied in great detail and so has the human mind too. Though the human mind was subjected to study only recently, in the twentieth century, much has been done to delve deep into it, and explore the various fragments of it. Sigmund Freud came up with an entirely new scientific stream of study of human mind, where he divided the human mind into three parts, viz, “Id”, “Ego”, and “Superego”. This theory and a series of theories that followed enabled the psychologists to understand one’s character by analyzing the different parts of human mind, i.e. “Id”, “Ego” and “Superego.

Though Sigmund Freud called human mind as “clamorous” in one of his essays, this analysis has to take a different turn by considering human mind as, basically, “good”. Though these two arguments are in loggerheads with each other, both are correct if explained under their own respective contexts.

The universally accepted fact, that man is  a social animal, itself is enough to prove that all human beings have a “good” mind. The adjective used here, “good” is ambiguous in its meaning; but can very well explain human mind as something which can sympathize as well as empathize with each others’ worries and miseries. And, it is this quality of human mind which makes a man a social animal. The qualities that make the human mind “good” are not limited with just empathising and sympathizing. It is also the abilities to take care of, share with and nurse others, which makes a human mind “good”.

Mother Teresa and Jesus Christ are two of the greatest personifications of Love and Kindness. They sacrificed their own pleasures of life, and lived for the goodness and well-being of others. These kind of actions call for a great level of bravery, determination and selflessness. Everyone may not be willing to sacrifice their lives; but some small actions of love and care from everyone can add up to change the miseries of an individual or even an entire nation. This is what religions preach. The essence of all religions being the wellness of man, they preach to share our excesses with those who need it.

In the recent incident of Mangalore plane-crash, it is the concern for others and the selflessness of some people that could save the lives of a few of the people who were inboard. At the same time, it is the greediness of the Developed nations the reason behind the current situation of millions in Africa, where they have to sustain their lives on clay cookies. Here, what Gandhi had said a few years ago stands true, “The earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed”.

Physical concepts are free creations of the human mind, and are not, however it may seem, uniquely determined by the external world.

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The Exam Days : Part 1

In the modern college life exam days seems to be a mixture of  TENSION+ENTERTAINMENT.

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TENSION FOR THOSE WHO STUDIES

ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE GUYS WHO ASKS THE QUESTION
"DUDE What's was the subject "(After Writing the exam)

Anyway we got more fun on the exam days.

When a College which  is situated in an "RURAL AREA" the students (who belongs to the entertainment) get some time for long walks in the neighborhood areas before each curtain raise of their exams for refreshing.One day while walking they found a "well built bore well" at the road side.
THEN

What a pity Future Engineer's?
STUDYING for 24hrs
God please give them 1 hour more let them have a BATH 

STATEMENTS ABOUT  EXAMS BY THE STUDENTS WHICH ARE CATEGORIZED UNDER ENTERTAINMENT

1.  80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture which we missed and the one book we didn’t read.
2.  The more studying we did for the exam, the less sure we are as to which answer the teachers want.
3. If  we are given an open-book exam, we will forget the book.
4.   Parents can lead us to college but they can’t make us think.
5. In their first theory : A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed. 
6. We have never let our schooling interfere with our education.

STATEMENTS ABOUT THINGS WHICH THE TEACHERS WONT TEACHBY THE STUDENTS WHICH ARE CATEGORIZED UNDER ENTERTAINMENT

1. How to love somebody?
2. How to be famous?
3. How to be rich?
4. How to be poor?
5. How to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer?
6. How to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind?
7. What to say to someone who’s dying? 

ie' the conclusion They don’t teach anything worth knowing?

 

A journey of a thousand miles started with only one step.
 Gud luck for the exams, as it is the first step of your career.

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FRIENDSHIP

It is something what is very valuable but you can't buy it. It must be protected. You have to take care of friendship because it is very easy to loose a friend but after that it is much more difficult to recover it again. It is like a treasure. You must keep it in safety. If you don't, it will not last anymore. Friendship is soft.It's someone who you get on well with. Who you like to be with and who you would miss if you lost him. It's somebody who stands by you if you have some problems, who gives you advice, who has always time for you. am not sure. I have many friends-many people who I know, but not many good friends.It depends on the friend and on the thing I should do. I think that I will help my friend with problems he/she has to go through. He/she has to feel that somebody in the world loves him/her and takes care for him/her. If you have a good friend, your problems seem to be smaller and it is much easier for you because you know you can always reckon on somebody.

IN SOME OF MY FRIENDS VIEW

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have and one of the best
things you can be.
A friend is a living treasure,and if you have one, you have one of the most valuable gifts in life.
A friend is the one who will always be beside you through all the laughter and through each and every tear.
A friend is the one thing you can always rely on; the someone you can always open up to;the wonderful person who always believes in you in a way that no one else seems to.
A friend is a sanctuary.
A friend is a smile.
A friend is a hand that is always holding yours,no matter where you are,no matter how close or far apart you may be.A friend is someone who is always there and will always, always care.
A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart.A friend is the one door that is always open.
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have and one of the best things you can be.

College life

My life is good till the teen
There was a hell which waits for me
It was filled with golden hearts
I met some who where filled with fun
It was gud till the end
But throws my life into the ditch

DEAD MAN

I never thought of mind giggles
It is the Lovely treasure which I seek
Thought by seduction of mind alone
It is nice like pure water
Mind remains cruise with dirt.
Tornado's makes the mind to twist
Just like bullets in the gun
waiting for triggers to pull it up
Like the dead man in the mortuary

THE LINES OF A MADMAN

THE WORLD AROUND WARMS UP
 IT MAKES ALL THE ORGANS TO BOIL
IT HELPS THE SNARE TO HOOK AROUND
THE SNAKES ARE CRAWLING FAST ENOUGH
WHAT A MAN HE IS IN THE BOWL
QUERIED WITH ARRAYS AND SEMICONDUCTORS
 SEEKING FOR LOVE AND TREASURE OF MIND
SCRATCHING THE HEAD WITH THIN HAIR COMB 

FUNNY THINGS HAPPENED IN CLASS

PASSIVE VOICE

Teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake” 
MR U: ” I was made by a mistake”


PRACTICAL EXAM

MR H
attended bio practical exam.. 
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
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Mr H: I dont know. 
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Examiner: u fail.
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Whats ur name ?
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Mr H: See my leg & tell.

MATHEMATICS

Mr M was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine…”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
“What are you doing?”

 Mr M answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
“What are you teaching my son in maths?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

“What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four.”

RESULT

Mr M: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?” 
Mr K: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

TEACHER

Behind every successful student there is one good teacher. 
But what about failed student?
Mr A: A beautiful teacher..!


 
 

 
 

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