My life is good till the teen
There was a hell which waits for me
It was filled with golden hearts
I met some who where filled with fun
It was gud till the end
But throws my life into the ditch
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Friday, March 19, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
DEAD MAN
I never thought of mind giggles
It is the Lovely treasure which I seek
Thought by seduction of mind alone
It is nice like pure water
Mind remains cruise with dirt.
Tornado's makes the mind to twist
Just like bullets in the gun
waiting for triggers to pull it up
Like the dead man in the mortuary
It is the Lovely treasure which I seek
Thought by seduction of mind alone
It is nice like pure water
Mind remains cruise with dirt.
Tornado's makes the mind to twist
Just like bullets in the gun
waiting for triggers to pull it up
Like the dead man in the mortuary
Friday, March 12, 2010
THE LINES OF A MADMAN
THE WORLD AROUND WARMS UP
IT MAKES ALL THE ORGANS TO BOIL
IT HELPS THE SNARE TO HOOK AROUND
THE SNAKES ARE CRAWLING FAST ENOUGH
WHAT A MAN HE IS IN THE BOWL
QUERIED WITH ARRAYS AND SEMICONDUCTORS
SEEKING FOR LOVE AND TREASURE OF MIND
SCRATCHING THE HEAD WITH THIN HAIR COMB
IT MAKES ALL THE ORGANS TO BOIL
IT HELPS THE SNARE TO HOOK AROUND
THE SNAKES ARE CRAWLING FAST ENOUGH
WHAT A MAN HE IS IN THE BOWL
QUERIED WITH ARRAYS AND SEMICONDUCTORS
SEEKING FOR LOVE AND TREASURE OF MIND
SCRATCHING THE HEAD WITH THIN HAIR COMB
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
FUNNY THINGS HAPPENED IN CLASS
PASSIVE VOICE
Teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
MR U: ” I was made by a mistake”
PRACTICAL EXAM
MR H
attended bio practical exam..
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
.
Mr H: I dont know.
.
Examiner: u fail.
.
Whats ur name ?
.
Mr H: See my leg & tell.
MATHEMATICS
Mr M was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine…”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
“What are you doing?”
Mr M answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
“What are you teaching my son in maths?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
“What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four.”
RESULT
Mr M: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
Mr K: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.
TEACHER
Behind every successful student there is one good teacher.
But what about failed student?
Mr A: A beautiful teacher..!
Teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
MR U: ” I was made by a mistake”
PRACTICAL EXAM
MR H
attended bio practical exam..
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
.
Mr H: I dont know.
.
Examiner: u fail.
.
Whats ur name ?
.
Mr H: See my leg & tell.
MATHEMATICS
Mr M was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine…”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
“What are you doing?”
Mr M answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
“What are you teaching my son in maths?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
“What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four.”
RESULT
Mr M: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
Mr K: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.
TEACHER
Behind every successful student there is one good teacher.
But what about failed student?
Mr A: A beautiful teacher..!
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