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Sunday, May 30, 2010

The Exam Days : Part 1

In the modern college life exam days seems to be a mixture of  TENSION+ENTERTAINMENT.
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TENSION FOR THOSE WHO STUDIES
ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE GUYS WHO ASKS THE QUESTION
"DUDE What's was the subject "(After Writing the exam)

Anyway we got more fun on the exam days.

When a College which  is situated in an "RURAL AREA" the students (who belongs to the entertainment) get some time for long walks in the neighborhood areas before each curtain raise of their exams for refreshing.One day while walking they found a "well built bore well" at the road side.
THEN
What a pity Future Engineer's?
STUDYING for 24hrs
God please give them 1 hour more let them have a BATH 

STATEMENTS ABOUT  EXAMS BY THE STUDENTS WHICH ARE CATEGORIZED UNDER ENTERTAINMENT
  1.  80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture which we missed and the one book we didn’t read.
  2.  The more studying we did for the exam, the less sure we are as to which answer the teachers want.
  3. If  we are given an open-book exam, we will forget the book.
  4.   Parents can lead us to college but they can’t make us think.
  5. In their first theory : A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed. 
  6. We have never let our schooling interfere with our education.
STATEMENTS ABOUT THINGS WHICH THE TEACHERS WONT TEACHBY THE STUDENTS WHICH ARE CATEGORIZED UNDER ENTERTAINMENT
  1. How to love somebody?
  2. How to be famous?
  3. How to be rich?
  4. How to be poor?
  5. How to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer?
  6. How to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind?
  7. What to say to someone who’s dying? 
ie' the conclusion They don’t teach anything worth knowing?

 
A journey of a thousand miles started with only one step.
 Gud luck for the exams, as it is the first step of your career.